The politically correct crowd is changing our language to change us. They have added a new verb, woke.
We can fight fire with fire; we can create words that aim the speaker to a trajectory of thought.

We could have a name for the ‘woke crowd.’ A new noun to capture the adjective ‘woke.’
We can call them ‘wokers.’
Wokers, it seems like a good start. Using the new verb, to be woke, it describes them appropriately.
And many of them can be described as Wankers; ‘Wokers’ alliterates well with ‘Wankers.’
Wokers, for today, this is my contribution to the growth of the English language.
That’s great. I’ll start using it, along with the alliteration, immediately going forward!